Men who shop (part two)

My co-worker Woody and I took a walk downtown to check out the clearance racks at Macy's. Usually we find great deals. Usually Woody finds better deals than I do. I found an awesome vest but it wasn't marked down low enough and it didn't really fit (although I tried it on over the vest I was wearing so it was hard to tell). I found a new favorite pair of jeans that I purchased for a really good price. Woody wasn't so lucky this time. The pair of jeans he found on "clearance" were so expensive the discount brought the price down to what you would pay for an expensive pair when they weren't on sale. If you want to wear Calvin Klein, you have to pay the price. Then it was on to Dunkin Donuts for an afternoon mocha latte. I got the lattes while Woody checked out the produce stand in front of CVS. When I walked out of Dunkin, Woody told me we had a ride back to the Herald. Something called a Tylenol Taxi was giving free promotional rides through Boston and Woody was lucky enough to be selected for a free ride. As usual, our day ended with the unusual. That's the price you pay for shopping with Woody.