Tyra for President

Wednesday night I was torn between watching President Obama's Address to the Nation and America's Next Top Model on the WB. Decisions. Decisions. Swine flu or Anorexia. The safety of Pakistan's nuclear arsenal or five girls on a beach in Brazil. Barack Obama or Tyra Banks. After flipping channels several times, I decided on Tyra. Barack, listen up. Your cautious stammering was outshone by Tyra, who can smile with her eyes. Mr. President, take note. The strain of the first one hundred days is starting to wear on you. Before the election, you promoted change. During your press conference, I just wanted to change the channel.